finneganspoopfetish:

Buy my new book: “DadFucking As A Revolutionary Activity”

ask-the-wings-of-demacia:

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So, as many of you know Lux-mun and I are dating and we’re planning on moving in together but we don’t have enough cash to do so yet. So we’re opening up commissions to pay for this.

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Animated icons like this one will go for $10.

UPDATE:

We…

kurokoshirai:

oreo:


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kurokoshirai:

oreo:

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omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a diety. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

jncos:

I either have food poisoning or all this regular poison i’ve been ingesting for fun’s finally catching up to me.

mannly:

mannly:

mannly:

engineer

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engifar

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engiwhereveryouare

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why is this still getting notes this is the worst joke i’ve ever made

dj-froge:

skintighttucker:

majoshoujo:

すきよ | よた

Too bad that’s nothing but bulbous mutated gelatinous flesh under there!

Implying you wouldn’t stick your face in that???
i would

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dj-froge:

skintighttucker:

majoshoujo:

すきよ | よた

Too bad that’s nothing but bulbous mutated gelatinous flesh under there!

Implying you wouldn’t stick your face in that???

i would

Same

shortcuttothestars:

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shortcuttothestars:

blurry witch